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Okay me and my wife went and saw “The Hangover” extremely funny movie by the way… on the way home saw a accident and almost got hit by the flying bumper.. stopped on the shoulder and my wife called 911 they said would send the Highway Patrol. 5 minutes go by nobody shows, 10 minutes go by nobody (though a Ambulance drives by they wave to us but don’t stop to make sure everyone is okay), 15 minutes go by.. finally after 20 minutes go by I call 911 and explain that my wife called over 20 minutes ago to report a accident lady asked where I said on 515 North between the Sunset exit and Russel Road exit and 911 Operator said oh thats the Highway Patrol you will need to hang up and call *NHP (okay so what in the hell is 911 for again then) So I call *NHP and right after someone answers 3 NHP cars pull up…

So Nevada Highway Patrol Response time SUCKS big donkey dick…

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