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This is an actual letter sent to a man named Ryan DeVries regarding a pond on his property. It was sent by the Pennsylvania Department of Environmental Quality, State of Pennsylvania . This guy’s response is hilarious, but read the State’s letter before you get to the response.

SUBJECT: DEQ File No..97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. DeVries:

It has come to the attenti on of the Department of Environmental Quality that there has been recent unauthorized activity on the above referenced parcel of property. You have been certified as the legal landowner and/or contractor who did the following unauthorized activity:

Construction and maintenance of two wood debris dams across the outlet stream of Spring Pond.

A permit must be issued prior to the start of this type of activity. A review of the Department’s files shows that no permits have been issued. Therefore, the Department has determined that this activity is in violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.

The Department has been informed that one or both of the dams partially failed during a recent rain event, causing debris and flooding at downstream location s. We find that dams of this nature are inherently hazardous and cannot be permitted. The Department therefore orders you to cease and desist all activities at this location, and to restore the stream to a free-flow condition by removing all wood and brush forming the dams from the stream channel. All restoration work shall be completed no later than January 31, 2009.

Please notify this office when the restoration has been completed so that a follow-up site inspection may be scheduled by our staff. Failure to comply with this request or an y further unauthorized activity on the site may result in this case being referred for elevated enforcement action. We anticipate and would appreciate your full cooperation in this matter. Please feel free to contact me at this office if you have any questions.

Sincerely,
David L. Price
District Representative and Water Management Division.

Here is the actual response sent back by Mr. DeVries:
Re: DEQ File No. 97-59-0023; T11N; R10W, Sec. 20; Lycoming County

Dear Mr. Price,

Your certified letter, dated 12/17/07, has been handed to me to respond to. I am the legal landowner, but not the Contractor at 2088 Dagget Lane , Trout Run, Pennsylvania .

A couple of beavers are in the (State unauthorized) process of constructing and maintaining two wood ‘debris’ dams across the outlet stream of my Spring Pond. While I did not pay for, authorize, nor supervise their dam project, I think they would be highly offended that you call their skillful use of nature’s building materials ‘debris.’

I would like to challenge your department to attempt to emulate thei r dam project any time and/or any place you choose. I believe I can safely state there is no way you could ever match their dam skills, their dam resourcefulness, their dam ingenuity, their dam persistence, their dam determination and/or their dam work ethic..

These are the beavers/contractors you are seeking. As to your request, I do not think the beavers are aware that they must first fill out a dam permit prior to the start of this type of dam activity. My first dam question to you is:

Are you trying to discriminate against my Spring Pond Beavers; or do you require all beavers throughout this State to conform to said dam request?

If you are not discriminating against these particular beavers, thro ugh the Freedom of Information Act, I request completed copies of all those other applicable beaver dam permits that have been issued.

(Perhaps we will see if there really is a dam violation of Part 301, Inland Lakes and Streams, of the Natural Resource and Environmental Protection Act, Act 451 of the Public Acts of 1994, being sections 324.30101 to 324.30113 of the Pennsylvania Compiled Laws, annotated.)

I have several concerns. My first concern is, aren’t the beavers entitled to legal representation?
The Spring Pond Beavers are financially destitute and are unable to pay for said representation — so the State will have to provide them with a dam lawyer. The Department’s dam concern that either one or both of the dams failed during a recent rain event, causing flooding, is proof that this is a natural occurrence, which the Department is required to protect. In other words, we should leave the Spring Pond Beavers alone rather than harassing them and calling them dam names.

If you want the stream ‘restored’ to a dam free-flow condition please contact the beavers, but if you are going to arrest them, they obviously did not pay any attention to your dam letter, they being unable to read English.

In my humble opinion, the Spring Pond Beavers have a right to build their unauthorized dams as long as the sky is blue, the grass is green, and water flows downstream. They have more dam rights than I do to live and enjoy Spring Pond. If the Department of Natural Resources and Environmental Protection lives up to its name, it should protect the natural resources (Beavers) and the environment (Beavers’ Dams).

So, as far as the beavers and I are concerned, this dam case can be referred for more elevated enforcement action right now. Why wait until 1/31/2009? The Spring P ond Beavers may be under the dam ice then and there will be no way for you or your dam staff to contact/harass them.

In conclusion, I would like to bring to your attention to a real environmental quality, health, problem in the area. It is the bears! Bears are actually defecating in our woods. I definitely believe you should be persecuting the defecating bears and leave the beavers alone. If you are going to investigate the beaver dam, watch your step! The bears are not careful where they dump!

Being unable to comply with your dam request, and being unable to contact you on your dam answering machine, I am sending this response to your dam office.

THANK YOU,

RYAN DEVRIES
& THE DAM BEAVERS

Apples new Tablet the iPad was announced today now gonna go over the bad stuff today with it…

1) its just a over sides iPhone/iPod Touch

2) No camera

3) No Verizon 3G Support

Then upset that they didn’t announce a Verizon iPhone

I attended a MAG Going Gold Event at CityCenter and today received a Free copy of MAG it was in a Fedex envelop on my porch today when i went to leave to go take my son to school…

earlier the other day I posted Larry Platt’s Pants on the Ground here is a Remix I found on youtube.

Man did college students Leslie Pope and John Wagner have a fucked up night.

Not only did they get what they called lousy service, they got handcuffed and arrested.

All over a $16.35 tip.

They were with a half-dozen of their homies at the Lehigh Pub in Bethlehem last month, so the Restaurant tacked what it called a mandatory 18 percent gratuity onto the bill of about $73, according to reports.

Pope and Wagner refused to pay. (which ANY normal person would have done after horrible service)

“You can’t give us terrible, terrible service and expect a tip,” said Pope.

They had to find their own napkins and cutlery while their waitress caught a smoke, had to ask the bar for soda refills, and had to wait over an hour for salad and wings, they told NBC10.

The pub, which was very busy that night, took the $73, but then called the cops, who treated the matter as a theft.

The menu clearly states, “18 percent gratuity added to check of parties of 6 of more,” and a similar message is printed on receipts, a pub employee said this morning.

A court date is scheduled for next month.

What would they do if it happened again? a reporter asked.

“Honestly, probably gonna pay the tip anyway,” said Pope, prompting Wagner, 24, a Lehigh University grad student, to laugh.

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Well if I got arrested for not leaving a tip claiming theft then I would push for charges against them for Theft since obviously services where not rendered and since the definition of TIP is

a gratuity (a voluntary additional payment made for services rendered)

Then I would probably contact the Better Business Bureau as well as contact every News Agency I can think of and let the story known, etc.

A college student asked Steve Ballmer of Microcrap to sign his Apple MacBook Pro

A girl named Katie found a twelve-pack of beer in her teenage brother’s room and ratted him out to their parents. This is not news in any way, but what young Chris, the brother, did in retaliation after being grounded for three months is funny as hell… and so, so wrong…

Not only did he rummage through Katie’s things and find her “hookup list” (aka “blow-jobs-to-hand-out list”), but he published it on his Facebook page…

…and tagged all of the intended recipients.

Then he engaged in a comment war with his sister while the subjects of this list weighed in:

This guy is my fucking american idol

Download Ringtone

Pants on the ground [x2]
Looking like a fool
With your pants on the ground

With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pant hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat

Looking like a fool
Walking downtown
With your pants on the ground

Giddyap
HEY! get your pants off the ground
Looking like a fool
Walking, talking with your pants on the ground

Giddyap
Hey! get your pants off the ground
Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground

Gold in the mouth,
Hat turned sideways
Pant hit the ground,
Call yourself a cool cat

Looking like a fool
Walking , talking with your pants on the ground

Boom! Woah pants on the ground
Looking like a fool with your pants on ground

With the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways
Pant hit the ground, call yourself a cool cat

Okay so Nexus One is not available for purchase in stores and you gotta order from www.google.com/phone okay that I really don’t have a problem with. What I do have a problem with is the fact that I have called several T-Mobile store and none even have a demo unit to play around with in store and won’t be getting one… So I ask so how we suppose to know if we like it or not… his response read reviews and then buy it if dont like it return it… okay well you know what

Reviews
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everyones opinions are different so in my opinion reviews are not worth shit……

Buy it / Return it
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Ya but then also get charged a restocking fee + return shipping costs….

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